Weird News Wednesday

Gold Toothpick-Earwax Spoon Found

The tiny grooming tool discovered on the sea floor off Key West, Florida, is just the latest treasure revealed during the hunt for the shipwrecked Spanish galleon Santa Margarita. http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/080520-gold-toothpick.html

Can you say ewwwww? That's gross enough to make me gag. I mean, how much earwax can a person have to warrant a spoon???